sorry not sorry
mads mikkelsen: a summary in text posts [insp.]
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
I decided to do a Megamind version of this meme
I appreciate you so much.
*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*
after finding out that he:
is the same age as him:
I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am
ive got a real thing for short people and by thing i mean stilts so you can kiss my face and by face i mean ass because im also on stilts and fuck you
People tell me I look mournful. They say, “Cheer up, Dan, it’s not that bad!” Sometimes I just look into space, which freaks people out. If I was ever required to do anything other than look haunted, I could. I’m a happy person.
Fictional girls: yes
Real girls: yes
Fictional guys: yes
Real guys: no
Paolo Sebastian spring 2014